stern doorman at the club: I'm going to need to ask you to relinquish your fursonas.
me, the puckish hero: *tosses my deer onto the table*
doorman: all of them.
me: *opens up my backpack and dumps out a shark and a sergal and a wolverine*
doorman: ... /all/ of them.
me: *rummages through my pockets and pulls out a kangaroo and a chakat*
me: *sighs, reaches into one of my socks and pulls out an anubis*
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