hokkqi @hokkqi@pounced-on.me

my boyfriend: i am begging you. please. just stop calling it that

me:

I turned myself into a satirical website, morty, I'm Clickhole Riiiiick!

hhhgregg, forty two inch lg hd tv four eighty nine #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

@owashii awwwoooooo!!

Aaaaaaaaaaawoo

Steve is currently napping with his head in my lap uwu ❤️

i have discovered the opposite of clickbait

@cuttlefish @CoronaCoreanici "decentralized" is a long, cool word that basically means "its impossible to prove i am kim jong un"

hyperlinks ass is a shell compay (doesnt exist) and thats why they are in trouble

██████████▓░░ $23,244.03 has been redistributed to 192 people (82.4% of total fund).

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Posted a new campaign update earlier tonight! Here’s a breakdown of what I covered…

* PayPal transactions are (slowly) moving forward
* International folks, I just got TransferWise, and can pay you faster with it!
* With one exception, CashApps are done

Read all about it! https://pastebin.com/xZuBGjwm

Considering hiring a penetration tester to find vulnerabilities in your #ass

You've heard of bark, but have you ever heard of *opens mouth and emits dot matrix noises and paper with "bark" written on it.*

BORN TO YIP
TOE IS A BEAN
Nip Em All 1989
I am trash yeen
410,757,864,530 Dad Jokes

The Hyperlink Defense Squad, better known as the Hylian Shield,

AHAHAAHHAAH omfgggg im posting that right now hold on

it's perfect and I love it.

Mutant Standard April 2020!

- Revamped smilies
- New hands
- New smilies
- A few new emoji
- Smaller SVGs
- Other visual fixes and improvements

More info: https://blog.mutant.tech/index.php/2020/04/28/mutant-standard-april-2020/
Download: https://mutant.tech/download/
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