the true answer to that why do they call it oven comic open if you dare 

@hyperlink OHHHHHH

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i'm trying to flirt with someone rn and here is verbatim the exact message i just sent. why am i like this 

@hyperlink i still don't get it tbh

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i'm trying to flirt with someone rn and here is verbatim the exact message i just sent. why am i like this 

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Actually, Marie Antoinette’s famous quote was about eating ass

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Booty shorts that say "𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 πˆπ’ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 πˆπ’ π…π‘πˆπ†π‡π“π„ππˆππ† 𝐀𝐍𝐃 π‘π„ππ”π‹π’πˆπ•π„ π“πŽ 𝐔𝐒" on the ass

@hyperlink why is this the first thing I see when clicking back into masto

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100 gecs 

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someone: what are your pronouns?
me: yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yap

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I know this is a cold take, but UI developers: The opposite of "yes" is not "not right now."

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From birdsite 

RT @pori_alex
My brain needed to know what a kawaii network router looks like so I drew one.

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I'm so tired and my eyesight is so bad that I just misread hyperlink as hyperkink, which in turn left me confused af

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