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Any female born after 4000 bc can’t hunt and gather… all they know is agriculturalism , make they pots, religious ritual, take part in social groups , eat hot chip & lie

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This is a very tiny guitar-- It's about the size of a human blood cell and can be played with a laser, and is technically responsible for the highest note ever played on a musical instrument. Each of the strings is only about 100 atoms across.

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done with straightness? try some of these other options:

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Androgyny of different fantasy races:

Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.

Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.

Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.

Tiefling androgyny: Aesthetic™ is the new gender.

Aasimar androgyny: everyone is pretty, but if you ever pull their trousers down your eyes get scorched out by divine light.

Goblin androgyny: you’re small and horrible and you're pretty certain that ‘gender’ was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

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Who would win?

🚵 🚅

:mau:

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if u divide flatbread by zero that generates a signalling NaaN

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Wait, what do you mean Mastodon's first public commit was today 4 years ago? 4 years ago? It's been 4 years?

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have a little bit of mastodon, as a snack

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How have I only just encountered the fact that SQLite locks don't work on WSL?

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Swedish road signs usually have times written on them in three languages: Swedish, Lisp, and Hell

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Boost this and I will assign you a UUID

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me trying to rewrite my budget to justify getting food delivered

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