Jyrki 🦊🐾🏳️‍🌈 @nilsding@pounced-on.me

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rose gardeners be thorny on main

I AM NOW THE OWNER OF THE GREATEST KNIFE IN THE WORLD

THE MOUTH IS ALSO A FLASHLIGHT

FUSSY

Endlessh: an SSH Tarpit https://nullprogram.com/blog/2019/03/22/

Verpflichtet die EU hier eigentlich alle Plattformen dazu Traffic Analytics/Tracker zu installieren?

So you demand upload filters? I'll happily comply and will write one for my-own-little-startup.

But you know, to be able to filter out copyrighted material accurately, I now need access to the entire catalog of every single piece of copyrighted material in existence.

Can't wait! No floppies per snail-mail, please!

ransomware? i call it findom

@lynnesbian The phone rings and the mayor excitedly explains which of the four software freedoms are being violated today, and who the Powerpuff GNUrils have to punch

Also, the recipe for making superpowered punch girls is GPL licensed, so there's a million of them

@BestGirlGrace the software will be sold commercially for a financial price to the consumer! i will lure them in for free with a trial version and then i, mojo jojo, will profit immensely when they are forced to upgrade to the paid version!