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Remember that time my dad wanted a furry pic for his 57th birthday present? Guess what his 61st was

people 20 years ago: "since ipv6 deployment is right around the corner..."
ISPs today: "ipv6? what's that"

tips for newcomers

follow, boost and fave all you like! we don't care about follow ratios and faves are private. go hog wild!

boosting your own posts is 100% ok. no shame. the TL is chronological, so there's no algorithm to fight.

please do use CWs. if in doubt, use one just to be safe.

hashtags are your friends and really the only effective way to search for posts. be sure to use them to maximize your reach.

don't be afraid to engage. dumping pictures is fine but stay and chat a bit too!

whereโ€™s the awoo? there was supposed to be an earth-shattering awoo!

Microservices: the "I'll try threading" of the 2010s

What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

The literalist takes things literally.
The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

hey theres a uk parliament petition for an enquiry into media transphobia

if you live in the uk you should sign ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

petition.parliament.uk/petitio

You, cis, dumbass: did you get "the surgery"

Me, genius, nodding confidently and taking off my pants to reveal two dicks:

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

*@wanwan brings in a few drinks* โ€œDo you need some straws with that?โ€
Me: โ€œAre they made of paper?โ€
Karina: โ€œNo, Metal.โ€
Me: โ€œIโ€™m more of an OpenGL fan myself,โ€
*Karina bursts out in laughter*
Me: โ€œDid I just erupt your Vulkan?โ€
Karina: โ€œYou need to post that somewhere immediately!โ€
Me: โ€œ...I would need some DirectX to your accounts for that though!โ€

or just join any japanese fediverse instance, that kinda works too
If you've ever set up a seedbox to ratio-build/race using autodl-irssi or similar. You'd instantly learn that the internet truly is like 95% porn
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