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food 

how can chocolate orange be so nice?? wtf

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imagining a patch panel that uses something like a light interruption sensor in each port in order to determine if the patch port is occupied by a cable
also: perhaps magnets or something (physics tbd) in order to determine if the patch is actually patched in

would've saved me hours in microsoft excel to have a network-connected patch panel

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nsfw, cursed 

“mastodon sounds like some anti-masturbation medicine” - my friend just now

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at videogames inc, during the invention of videogames:

employee: "i've invented a new kind of enemy to put at the end of levels! they're big and scary, and the whole point of the game is to kill them. the player really really wants to kill them the whole time"
boss: "what are they called?"
employee:

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what cursed operating system could one install on a thinkpad

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support your protogen friends by giving them personal space and not attempting to actuate the eject button while they are flashing 'TOC EDIT'

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pov: you're jack black and you need to find an octagon but elmo keeps showing you a stop sign

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